Doug Collins Gives Big Macs to Fans

On the friday before Christmas, the Sixers ended their losing streak.

Ninety-nine on the 'board, the hungry fans started to freak

A basket, a free throw or even a Dorell Wright ill-advised three.

"Please just another point", thought those who love freebies.

Except the lead was too big; running up the score would not be appreciated.

No one wanted to see what would happen if Ivan Johnson became irritated.

Coach motioned to hold the ball,

and said ""I'll make it up to them all"

Evan did as was told and the clock hit zero.

1800 burgers on him; Doug Collins our hero.

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