So the goal is to do a review of the Homan League at the start of each week. Since opening day of the season is actually tomorrow, and we just drafted about 2 days ago, I'm not gonna be able to do that. Instead, heres a quick preview based on those draft results. Team names are italicized.
Big Bullies (Jae's Dazzling team) trio of meanies with Pekovic, J'kim Noah and president of intimidating-centers club, Kevin Garnett.
What does that word really mean (Swagger): drafted a most appropriate mascot in "(Swagger minus 'ger' plus 'gy') P".
Two Picks, Two Really Different Sized Players (Sasquatch): took a chance on giant Greg Oden having some fantasy impact and made a sneakily good pick with the diminutive but super-talented Isaiah Thomas.
Rookies (Clipper Nation): top overall pick Anthony Bennett as well as the early ROY favorite in Victor Oladipo.
All-International Team (Kobeking): Pau, Enes, Calderon, Gallo, Batum. Plus, Kyrie was born in Australia and Farmar's mom is from Israel.
Length-y (PresITon): Javale Mcgee's arms, Anthony Davis's legs, Kelly Olynyk's hair.
MVP's (Adam Silver): has lots of individual hardware and talent with Dirk, Lebron, Nash as well as my personal pick for social media champ Amir Johnson.
Rhymesies (League Champion):
Mike Con-laaaay, Amar-aaay, Weslaay (Matthews), and of course Kyle Lowr-aaay.
Killer early-2000s team (S7venbyVII):
Duncan, Pierce, Vince Carter.
Marcus' (David Stern):
Cousins, Aldridge, and i'm not making this up, you can look it up yourself. Joe Johnson's middle name.
So many three's (Mark Cuban):
Steph Curry, Ryan Anderson, Marcus Thornton, young buck Trey Burke and old horse Ray Allen.
------Edit: Forgot to do my own team.--------
Teammates (Just Jrue It):
First four picks were Chris Paul, Blake Griffin and then Josh Smith and Greg Monroe.
Big Bullies (Jae's Dazzling team) trio of meanies with Pekovic, J'kim Noah and president of intimidating-centers club, Kevin Garnett.
What does that word really mean (Swagger): drafted a most appropriate mascot in "(Swagger minus 'ger' plus 'gy') P".
Two Picks, Two Really Different Sized Players (Sasquatch): took a chance on giant Greg Oden having some fantasy impact and made a sneakily good pick with the diminutive but super-talented Isaiah Thomas.
Rookies (Clipper Nation): top overall pick Anthony Bennett as well as the early ROY favorite in Victor Oladipo.
All-International Team (Kobeking): Pau, Enes, Calderon, Gallo, Batum. Plus, Kyrie was born in Australia and Farmar's mom is from Israel.
Length-y (PresITon): Javale Mcgee's arms, Anthony Davis's legs, Kelly Olynyk's hair.
MVP's (Adam Silver): has lots of individual hardware and talent with Dirk, Lebron, Nash as well as my personal pick for social media champ Amir Johnson.
Rhymesies (League Champion):
Mike Con-laaaay, Amar-aaay, Weslaay (Matthews), and of course Kyle Lowr-aaay.
Killer early-2000s team (S7venbyVII):
Duncan, Pierce, Vince Carter.
Marcus' (David Stern):
Cousins, Aldridge, and i'm not making this up, you can look it up yourself. Joe Johnson's middle name.
So many three's (Mark Cuban):
Steph Curry, Ryan Anderson, Marcus Thornton, young buck Trey Burke and old horse Ray Allen.
------Edit: Forgot to do my own team.--------
Teammates (Just Jrue It):
First four picks were Chris Paul, Blake Griffin and then Josh Smith and Greg Monroe.
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